Internal Ryme: Learning from My Days of EGOTISM
Posted: Wednesday, February 20, 2008
by Robin Brown
What if you could have attempted to share
a special experience with another
only to have the other
either not believe you or believe you to be bragging
one brother to another?
What if you could have learned to share
just one selected special event and leave it there
and end to exclaim...
What if you could have learned to hold your tongue in conversations
so those around don't feel uneasy at your acclamations?
What if you could have learned to keep special experiences for yourself
and be proud of what you have gained from them in spiritual wealth?
What if you could have learned that special experiences or events in life
are reserved for the soul to avoid possible strife?
What if you could have learned that special experiences are sometimes reserved
for what you have gained from them or spiritually deserved?
What if you could have learned that the accumulation of one's experiences in life
no matter how special they may seem
are just stepping stones to understanding
the essence of love and compassion for the self-esteem?
What if you could have learned that special events and experiences you hold
are all about the journey and not the destination or the stories which could be told?
What if you could possess
what you believe to be...
an understanding
that experiences in life merely exist
to set you free?
What if you could experience a special time
in a faraway land to help reflect and share in rhyme?
What if you could expand your consciousness far beyond
that which you could have never imagined or least likely have mentally spawned?
What if you could meet the rich,
the famous, and the poor
and suddenly realize
we're all the same and nothing more?
What if you could walk a path few have taken
and give thanks to allow the self to awaken?
What if experience was learned to realize
that the life you've lead
is no more special
than the path anyone else has tread?
What if you could feel blessed to have experienced certain truths over time
to help you reflect the mountains you've traversed and mentally climbed?
What if you could float over the Serengeti planes
in a hot air balloon
and realize the true nature of silence
and your silver spoon?
What if you could visit a village of Africans who had never seen a white man before.
An experience you couldn't imagine and can now never ignore?
What if you could be invited to visit
the newly rediscovered tomb of Ramses the Great
by archaeologist, Dr. Kent Weeks
then realize...
how astounded you felt
and couldn't think to speak?
What if you could fly
to the island of Ibiza, Spain
in a private Lear jet
and realize how proud your ego stood
for no reason you've met?
What if you could have married a Playboy bunny in your past to overlook
how beauty was the cover to not judge the book?
What if you could have dinner with Picasso's offspring
to realize how he created his abstractions and his personal flings?
What if you could sit next to Robert Deniro
while he smoked his cigar
and realize how a person could live so far
away from reality alone in a bar?
What if you could listen
to Leonardo DiCaprio spit rap and rhyme
with beauty and speed,
time after time after time after time?
What if you could watch Axel Rose
shoot a live pig on his birthday in a backyard
of a North Hollywood home without much regard
while the lyrics of "Welcome To The Jungle" danced in your head
as you closed your eyes and prayed for the pig instead?
What if you could shake hands
in an elevator with a large fat man
only to ask his name as he replied firsthand,
"Why I'm the Aga Khan of the Aga Khan clan!"?
What if Mel Gibson was seated right next to you
at a nightclub in Paris while you're drinking a brew.
You could see he was lacking psychosocial skills because of his name
and you felt sorry for him to have to live in that game.
What if you could stand next to John Cleese
and feel you were small
and stand next to George Lucas
and think you were tall?
What if you spilled soup on your sweater on a summer day
as an aid of Yves St. Laurent begins to say,
"I'll clean that for you if you take it off right away!"
You do so and it makes you feel better that you could make Yves St. Laurent smile and seem a little more gay?
What if you could sing
"Old McDonald had a Farm"
with Princess Margaret
who had plenty of charm
as she selected the pig as her animal
and squealed with such grace
as you watched with amazement
at the smile on her face?
What if Adrienne Barbeau could teach you about your spiritual self
she helped you find
and you could never forget her inner beauty
and her glorious mind?
What if you could speak about Texas
with the beautiful Jerry Hall
and meet her children to notice
they, too have a similar drawl?
What if you could meet Puff Daddy
as he danced on a table top
like he's leading a band
and watch him stop what's he's doing
just to shake your hand
while you're thinking to yourself...
"Wow! Now, there's a man's man!"
believe it or not, I experienced that firsthand?
What if you could teach the beautiful Farah Diba,
the widow of the Shah of Iran,
how to dance the Macarena
outside her homeland?
What if you could watch Tom Cruise
carry out a drunken Nicole Kidman
from a nightclub and pretty damn fast...
and then you realize
the rich and famous
have their problems, too
and aren't exempt from their family's past?
What if you could actually smoke a blunt in the Louvre
with the husband of a famous fashion designer and stop and think...
"Wow! I can't believe I'm smoking a blunt in the Louvre
while sipping a drink!"?
What if you could be seated for dinner
and right next to you is Christian Lacroix's wife and you don't know who she is
so you ask her, "What's your name and what do you do in life?"
and she answers back, "I'm the fashion designer, Christian Lacroix's wife?"
as you say... oh.
What if you could have Jeremy Irons yell at you
during a scene on a movie set
and hope you don't do anything
which you might regret?
What if you could be
a paid performer
in an advertised male strip show
and at Disneyland, too
and wonder if Eisner would approve of this
if he actually knew?
What if you could be asked
to stand guard over a table...
consisting of Kate Moss
and Naomi Campbell
as you try to be observant and repectfully able?
It's true these girls are easy to watch
but they aren't too stable
as you stop to take a drink and think,
why are these girls going to the bathroom so many times,
are they cleaning the sink?"
What if you could star in a film
that wins two awards
at the New York Film Festival
and it did nothing for your career
or help pay the landlord?
What if you could shake hands
with Kareem Abdul Jabbar?
and then think...
he could probably palm Deniro's head
while Bobby smoked his cigar?
What if you could be invited to the fashion designer, Kenzo's apartment
to celebrate his birthday as it was a most memorable time
and you brought him a framed photograph you took of an elephant in Africa
and wrote him a rhyme?
What if you had bartended
the MTV Music Awards in Barcelona, Spain and stop and think...
it was all too much work to pour a drink
for the hip on a trip unequipped to tip?
What if you could tell
Francois Mitterrand's widowed queen
that she had the most beautiful and deepest blue eyes
you had ever seen?
What if you could stand alone on the stage
of the Black Rep Theater and then engage
in an internal rhyme about the excuse we use
to remain confused of who to accuse for child abuse
and what we can do to reconcile this vile profile
we all possess in self-denial?
What if you could travel America on tour
as a Chippendale dancer
to learn that the address to excess
is not the answer?
What if you
met Bruce Willis
and then understood
how Demi would
and could
leave the deadwood hood
of Mr. Die Hard and Planet Hollywood?
What if you could
dance with Regine,
the Parisian social icon...
thereupon
realizing how she was drawn
to becoming a female Don Juan
that could party ‘til dawn?
What if you could speak about
Native Americans
with fashion designer, John Galliano to know...
his brilliance with fashion is truly sincere
and not just a show?
What if you could be personally berated on a movie set
by Gerard Depardieu
because you were an American
and spoke English too?
What if you could watch the history of belly dancing
with Azzedine Alaya all alone
and realize his genius with design
would and most definitely should
always be known?
What if you could play a baseball game
in the Astrodome
to touch your fifteen minutes of fame
and then packed your bag and then went home?
What if you had a chance to watch super model, Laetitia Casta
shred her threads backstage at a major fashion spread
but you turned your head quickly instead because your face was red
and you quickly fled this dread like a knucklehead instead?
What if you could watch the pop singer, Simply Red throughout the night
as his face turned red to simply white
as you sat with a girl he truly desired
while he sat in a booth all alone and simply perspired?
What if you could meet and speak with Joey Ramone
while he drank Jack Daniels all alone
as you could see the fear and discomfort his spirit possessed?
And now you wish him the best at his new address
and pray to the heavens his spirit is blessed!
What if you could prepare
a demo cassette of rap lyrics for Eminem
because you knew he'd be at a night club in Paris, France
that you could easily get in?
He walks right to you as you hold demo in hand...
and...
everything seems
to be going as planned.
It's a breeze
but you freeze
at the mental unease.
You couldn't foresee
the degree
of how hard it would be...
as he walked out the door
while you were left to explore
the mental fear
you just consciously scored
as the demo cassette
fell from your hand
and straight to the floor... ARGH!!!
What if you could smoke a blunt with the rocker, Joan Jett
and feeling ill, she puked on your boots, a time she'll never forget?
Well, unless she was too stoned
and that's possible...
because the mix we smoked
was Amsterdam grown.
What if you could bartend in L.A.
with the ex-boyfriend of Cher
and then you move to Europe
and have the honor to meet Cher there
and then you realize how the corporate media
can be spitefully unfair
to two incredible individuals
that weren't allowed to be paired?
Shame to a culture
that allows their media the power
and shame to the people who devour...
simple gossip hour after hour after hour!
What if you could be hired by Universal Studios
and for very little pay
to die at the sword of Conan
six times a day?
What if you had the honor to observe
Merv Griffin,
Elizabeth Taylor,
George Hamilton
and Oprah Winfrey
having dinner at the same table
and able to label Oprah
as the only stable cable?
What if you could realize
after meeting Lauren Bacall
how much she really missed Bogey
and his ability and grace to enthrall?
What if you could be invited to Beirut, Lebanon in 1997 to appear
in a wine commercial and become one of the few Americans allowed
in that country in many a year?
What a shame coming from a country, a country so dear!
Have you ever revealed thoughts inside
just to help you think
about special experiences interlinked in a single blink
so the words you share in rhyme and ink
hold thought and purpose to aid your mind link
as you gratefully drink from those memories in sync
from the fountain of life
and the kitchen sink?
I've learned that the single greatest experience I've crossed in life
is not from one's fame, position or money in life
but from the honor I've had in meeting my wife!
My experiences are my memories yet MY WIFE IS MY LIFE
and these five words are truly my proudest rhyme of all...
for all others are merely by-products of simple protocol.
Take that as you may, take that as you might...
my extraodinary experiences are mine
yet my wife is indeed, indeed my light!
She knows my talk.
She knows my walk
and all my other experiences ‘‘pas ordinaire''
seem to be aware
that they have now all been regulated to mere coffee talk.
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