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She's like

"Wanna do it?"

And I'm like

"Do what?"

And she's like

"Exactly!"

And I'm like

"Exactly what?"

And she's like

"Maximum Apathetic Linear Linguistic Talk!"

And I'm like

"What's that?"

And she's like

"Mall Talk?"

And I'm like

"Mall talk?"

And she's like

"Yeah! Mall talk!"

And I'm like

"I'm lost!"

And she's like

"Yeah, I know!"

And I'm like

"You KNOW what?"

And she's like

"What?"

And I'm like

"No! I was asking you WHAT? I wasn't asking you the question, YOU KNOW WHAT?"

And she's like

"And you're asking me what?"

And I'm like

"Yeah, you got it!"

And she's like

I got WHAT!?"

And I'm like

"I used to like you!"

And she's like

"And now you don't?"

And I'm like

"I don't know!"

And she's like

"I know!"

And I'm like

"Are we really supposed to know what we're talking about? I mean really!"

And she's like

"Not when we're Mall Talking!"

And I'm like

Ahhh now, I'm getting it!"

And she's like

"Getting what?"

And I'm like

"Mall Talking!"

And she's like

"I know... it's great, isn't it?"

And I'm like

"Yeah, we're talking to one another without saying a single thing of interest!"

And she's like

"Exactly!"

And I'm like

"Just like the United Nations!"

And she's like

"I know!"

And I'm like

"That's what SHE said!"

 

And she's like

 

"Now, I'm confused!"

 

And I'm like

 

"So am I!

 

And she's like

 

"That's probably how they feel everyday!"

 

And I'm like

 

"WHO?"

 

And she's like

 

"No! WHO's on FIRST!"

 

And I'm like

 

"Let's go to the mall!"